This morning when running on the treadmill
I watched the giant television
You have to believe me when I say
That a lot was going on.
A young woman was working out
With legs raised up high
Wearing a skimpy outfit
The colour of a summer sky.
Seeing her swinging her arms
And vigorously shaking her booty
I began to feel very thirsty
And yearned for a taste of her tooty frooty.
Onno channel-e dekhi Bollywood khobor
Reality TV te dekhae nayikader snan
Ei protijyogitaye uttejona chorome
Karon aaj snan korche Rakhi, Katrina aar Gauhar Khan.
Jhornar jole songeeter sure
Tara dekhalo koto notun kaaj
Camera niye gelo pichu pichu
Ami na mor-ey pouche gelam swargaraaj.
Doosre channel jaldi se bhaga
Jab suna patni ka padakshep
Wahan chal rahi thi Ram Katha
Ravan kar raha tha Sita ko rape.
Agle channel mein dekha Mahabharat
Machi bawaal Pandav aur Kauravon ke beech
Bheem ko Duryodhan ne lalkara
Draupadi ka cheer kisi ne diya kheech.
Man mein mere lag gayi aag
Jab dekha itne nariyon ko bina vastra
Main to hoon sirf ek insaan
Bhagwaan ne bhi haath mein le liya apna astra.
Joydeep
About the Authors:
We are all from SPHS - Calcutta - 78-80 batch. Feel free to read and comment.
Joydeep: Johnny Doc - fingers when not probing a patient plays with the keyboard to churn out exotic and sensual lines - perpetually in love with Kat
Subhashish : The Guy with the Golden Voice who occasionally writes amazing lines to touch you deep within
Sandeep: King of One-Liners who shares with B'day with Robi Dada
Soumen: TT Champ - tossing words here from his keyboard - master of anything he does !
Chayan : The IT Wizard who paints dreams and writes with a pen dipped in deep emotions
Arup: A bag of mischief from which some lines escape to make it to here sometimes
Arvind: Makes movies to move you beyond imagination and collects awards as a past-time
Debashis - The perpetually drunk poet
Joydeep: Johnny Doc - fingers when not probing a patient plays with the keyboard to churn out exotic and sensual lines - perpetually in love with Kat
Subhashish : The Guy with the Golden Voice who occasionally writes amazing lines to touch you deep within
Sandeep: King of One-Liners who shares with B'day with Robi Dada
Soumen: TT Champ - tossing words here from his keyboard - master of anything he does !
Chayan : The IT Wizard who paints dreams and writes with a pen dipped in deep emotions
Arup: A bag of mischief from which some lines escape to make it to here sometimes
Arvind: Makes movies to move you beyond imagination and collects awards as a past-time
Debashis - The perpetually drunk poet
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