A man and his dog

It was last year
On a pleasant day in June
I suddenly realised
That I was home alone.

I searched the house
Thoroughly, up and down
But saw that my missus
And kids were gone.

To give my wife a call
I picked up the phone
But to my amazement
There was no ring tone.

The receiver pressed to my lips
I was thinking where to turn
When I heard the sound of kisses
Coming from the telephone.

There followed a voice
So sweet you cannot imagine
Whispering my name
Over and over again.

Although it was wierd
I shed all inhibition
Thinking of what would follow
I got turned on.

I kissed it back
And it gave a low moan
But when I held it tight
I definitely heard a groan.

Right then a ferocious bite
Woke me to a sunny morn
For while I had been dreaming
I was chewing up my dog’s bone

Love
Joydeep
PS Don't let your dog share your bed